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    The Haylor Song (Trouble Parody)

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    The Angry Fandom Dashboard (arranged by me)

se7enteenblack:

The Haylor Song (Trouble Parody)

**Disclaimer: Not trying to be offend anyone or insult their opinion! Just a joke I wrote in 5 minutes in response to all of the mayhem on my dashboard!**

LYRICS LYRICS LYRICS:

Verse 1:

once upon a time, once albums were debuted

Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew

She’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, him, him, him, him.

at first we didn’t care, we figured she’d back off

she’d always got around, we thought she’d take a walk.

and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.

But she’s still here, in the city.

now we realize, and we can agree.

CHORUS: 

We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.

how could we allow

Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

it seems he’s her’s now.

We knew she was trouble when she got Styles

so shame on us now

this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile

she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.

Hook:

oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.

oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.

Verse 2:

now harry’s got it bad, they’re walking in times square

the fans can see it all, he doesn’t even care.

he’s blinded, he’s blinded, he’s blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed.

We heard they’re “so in love” from whispers on the street

but all she really wants, is a track for her cd

i hope he sees, i hope he sees, i hope he see see see see sees.

She’s so anal, a control freak

when he’ll realize, he’ll dump her next week.

CHORUS x Hook

Bridge:

and the saddest fear, comes creeping in.

that we’d be pissed off, if he loved anyone, or anything, 

yeah yeah yeah

CHORUS #2:

and now we’re gettin’ angry cause she snagged styles

my dashboard hates her

let’s just say this shit better be worthwhile

cause if he dates her

she’s gonna put harry through some tough trials

and write an album with his name on file….

This >.

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Preference: His reaction when you have a dirty dream about him. (REQUESTED)

Harry: you and Harry were watching a movie and you fell asleep.
“Oh Harry, ohhhh keep going”
“Harrehhh, faster”
Harry starts tapping your shoulder wanting to wake you up.
“Y/N…”
“What??” You say finally waking up.
“What were you dreaming about?” He said with his smirk showing off his perfect dimples
“Umm..” You start to feel your cheeks getting red.”Well, err, umm…” Too embarrassed to talk you go under the covers. A few minutes later he goes under the covers with you.
“Sorry I made you uncomfortable babe. But, uh, why don’t we make that dream a reality?…”
Louis:”Louis… “Ughh babe you’re so huge”
“PHTTT AHAHAHA…” you’re woken up by the sound of Louis’ laughter. “Having a good dream there??”
“What?” You say in confusion.
“Yeah well babe” putting a hand on your shoulder, “you talk in your sleep”
Niall:”Niall come on… stop teaaaasing…” “Let me ride your cock already…”
You open your eyes cause you hear a grunt. Looking next to you in bed is niall, with a massive boner.
“Yeah, um… I’ll go take care of this…” he’s just about to stand up, you say
“Maybe…” placing your hand near his crotch, “I could help you with that…”
Zayn: “Zayn, put your cock on my face I wanna suck that little bitch”
Feeling a hard object on your cheeks you open your eyes.
“ZAYN!? What the fuck are you doing!?” His member is next to your face
“What? I’m doing what you asked me too!”
Liam: “Liam oh my lord your 10inch feels so good inside my wet pussy”
Realizing you said that you open your eyes and catch Liam starring at you.
“Oh, Liam… I didn’t-“
He cuts you off. “It’s okay babe, everyone has dreams like that once in a while. Don’t be embarrassed.”
“Thanks babe”
He reaches for your hand and smiles looking at you with his beautiful brown eyes.”hey Y/N?”
“Yeah Li?”
“I love you”

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This was requested by Laura, hope you like it don’t forget you can request anon, one shots, dirty, sweet, romantic, preference etc.

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